It is officially human season here, and for me there’s nothing more luxuriously decadent than feasting on fresh human. Here are tips for butchering, cleaning, and serving these delectable primates with a trio of terrific dipping sauces.
“Ideally, I will die a lifeless husk, having spent decades paying hundreds of thousands in rent, driven further away from the city, all my labors amounting to nothing—except profits for someone else, of course.”
Since we saw the news of the armed standoff as a Far West story, we didn’t plan to say anything about it. Mercifully, along came Decemberists frontman (and Left Coast resident) Colin Meloy with the perfect commentary.