Study: Using ‘Pertinent’ Correlates to Being ‘Asshole’
byStudy confirms: Use of ‘pertinent’ and phrase ‘pertinent information’ strongly correlates to being in the ‘Asshole’ population.
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Fresh Cracked Human with Three Dipping Sauces
byIt is officially human season here, and for me there’s nothing more luxuriously decadent than feasting on fresh human. Here are tips for butchering, cleaning, and serving these delectable primates with a trio of terrific dipping sauces.
Village Idiot Hall of Fame Announces New Nominees
byBehold: The nominees for village idiocy’s highest honor.
Ambitious Young Person Moves to City for Opportunity to Let Others Profit from His Every Effort
by“Ideally, I will die a lifeless husk, having spent decades paying hundreds of thousands in rent, driven further away from the city, all my labors amounting to nothing—except profits for someone else, of course.”
Dear Prince
byWe assume that once you’re in “The After World—a world of never-ending happiness” you won’t care if we license your music commercially.
Found Object: He Can’t Do It Alone
byWe bring you an awesome poster from artist Cliff Chiang.
Mankind to Extract All Value from Earth Before Meek Inherit It
byAccording to the Bible, the Meek shall inherit the Earth. And according to a new poll, that’s precisely the reason everyone else is working feverishly to ruin the planet.
Tech Startup Seeking Go-Getter Adult Children of Middle-Income Families
byLooking for an exciting new job opportunity?
Defending Freedom with #BundyEroticFanFic
bySince we saw the news of the armed standoff as a Far West story, we didn’t plan to say anything about it. Mercifully, along came Decemberists frontman (and Left Coast resident) Colin Meloy with the perfect commentary.
What’s it Like to Attend a Climate Denial Conference? A Minute-by-Minute Rundown
by“The Day of Examining the Data” kicked off with a press conference. Here’s how it went down.